Spoof ASBO - Old Fart
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This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the GREY PEST CONTROL for being an OLD FART!
Restrictions are as follows:
-Stop grumbling about the weather, the young generation, the state of the country, loud music, the price of beer, lack of respect and how hard it is to work TV's, Videos and DVD players,
-Stop wearing clothes with holes, sleeping in your coat to keep warm and you MUST change your underwear at least once a month,
-You must stop losing your: Glasses, Keys, False Teeth, Money, Buss Pass, Pants, TV zapper, Car and Marbles.
For a period of six months from today
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