Breath A Loser
How drunk do you think you are?
It doesn't really test your breath, but your friends will think it does.
This gadget tells it how it is!
"Go to bed you drunken idiot!"
"Lay down, before you fall down!"
"Do NOT attempt sex tonight!"
"Can't detect alcohol, are you on drugs?"
"Liver damage! Liver damage!" (with siren sound)
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