Spoof ASBO - Arguing Politics
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by THE THOUGHT POLICE for ARGUING POLITICS!
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must NOT criticise the policies of our trusted leaders,
-Even if you CAN run the country better, you must not say so in public houses, gambling joints, massage parlours or other places where noble leaders gather.
-The mental health of those who disagree with you and whether those in power have fathers or not is no longer permissible in debate and a new "ism" to outlaw this is currently being drafted.
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!