Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!

This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the Police Intelligence (oxymoron div.)

Restrictions are as follows:

-You must NOT speak before engaging BRAIN (* If available)
-You must NOT say ONE stupid thing and then say another. QUIT while you're losing.
-DON'T argue with: eight year old kids, blondes or intelligent animals (when it comes to a battle of wits - accept that you're unarmed)
-SMILE because everyone like you. You're great entertainment value - and 'scatterbrains' are so sweet, don't you think?

For a period of six months from today

There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!

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