Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!

This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the Noise Reduction Police!

Restrictions are as follows:

-You must NOT sleep on your back -EVER. Use sticky tape to fix a golf ball to your back so you won't roll over in the night.
-You must NOT drink a quantity of beer sufficient to float a small battleship before flopping into bed.
-Your partner is allowed (under the Snoring Act, 2005, Article 42 B, sub section "A") to put a large sock in your mouth (unwashed).
-If the snoring is accompanied by FARTING, your partner is allowed (under the above legislation) to have you carted off and shot.

For a period of six months from today

There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!

£1.99

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