Spoof ASBO - Shopaholic
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the SERIOUS SPENDING SQUAD for being a SHOPAHOLIC!
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must forthwith STOP all spending, shopping, trying on clothes, looking at fashion magazines, buying on the internet and looking in shop windows,
-You are banned from High Streets, Shopping Centres, - in fact, you are not allowed out during shop opening hours,
-How many shoes / handbags do you need? How big do you think your wardrobe is? Please hand over your credit cards to a responsible friend,
-From today you are not allowed to buy ANYTHING whatsoever..
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
