Spoof ASBO - Talking Crap
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This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the DEPARTMENT OF DRIVEL for TALKING CRAP!
Restrictions are as follows:
-Stop talking absolute tripe when in polite company,
-Your view on politics, religion, the opposite sex, old people, animals, babies, bodily functions, who's sleeping with who and the price of fish may not always be appreciated by your long suffering family and friends,
-Even though you are sometimes right (but not often!) you must NOT give an opinion on anything or any one.
For a period of six months from today
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