Spoof ASBO - Failing to Give Sex on Demand
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the PASSION POLICE for FAILING TO GIVE SEX ON DEMAND!
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must be ever ready and alert to your partner's promptings
-Wear loose fitting, sexy clothes around the house
-Don't drink too much alcohol (except champagne)
-Be available for romantic dinners
-Never say "no"
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
