Spoof ASBO - Being Too Sexually Demanding
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This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the PASSION POLICE for BEING TOO SEXUALLY DEMANDING!
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must learn to control yourself (especially in public places),
-Stop talking dirty and groping,
-Stop wearing sleazy clothes,
-Stop bringing every conversation around to sex,
-Stop leering, drooling, lechering and panting,
-Have no less than 3 cold showers a day
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
