Spoof ASBO -Bad Haircut
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the FASHION POLICE (HEAD office) for being a BAD HAIRCUT!
Restrictions are as follows:
-Wear a hat - even in bed,
-Don't go out in daylight - (in case you frighten animals and small children),
-Hide all your mirrors - (in case you frighten yourself!)
-Put a contract out on your hairdresser,
-No more D.I.Y, - lock up your scissors,
-Leave the country for 6 months
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
