Spoof ASBO -Swearing
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This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS for SWEARING!
Restrictions are as follows:
You are a f***ing foul mouthed son of a b**ch motherf****ng b***ard and you must not use bad language in front of friends, family and strangers (not even bum, bugger, potty, poo or pants) and you must NOT use the word "sh*t" repeatedly when any small problem comes your way. You will be charged £1 for every f***ing swear word you say.
For a period of six months from today
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