Spoof ASBO -Clever Dick
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the SMARTARSE COPS for being a CLEVER DICK
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must not bore us all with facts and figures even if you are right.
-If we want to know something we'll ask Jeeves - not you!
-You may be cleverer, more educated, smarter, wittier, wiser, fitter, more skilful, more talented, better looking and richer, - but that doesn't make you BETTER! (Or does it??).
-The ability to talk at length on any subject at any time without pause for breath is not conducive to polite conversation.
In other words, - ..........SHUT THE **** UP!
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
