Spoof ASBO - Smoking a Lot
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This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by DEPARTMENT OF THE ENVIRONMENT for SMOKING A LOT.
Restrictions are as follows:
The fact that you are a foul-smelling, ash-tray mouthed, pollution spreading, anti-social, nicotine poisoned chimney breath with yellow fingers, leather lungs and holes in your clothes, doesn't mean you're all bad!
Give it a rest. Take patches, get hypnotized, sew your mouth up or do whatever is necessary to reduce global warming from the mountain of fags you choke on every day. You must STOP NOW.
For a period of six months from today
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