Spoof ASBO - Playing Too Much Golf
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This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by LEISURE POLICE for PLAYING TOO MUCH GOLF.
Restrictions are as follows:
You must not disappear every Saturday and Sunday morning and not return until after dark, sneak off work at every opportunity and cancel appointments, family meetings, trips and holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, births, deaths, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs for the pursuit of your obsession, - GOLF.
You must hand in your golf clubs and membership pass to your partner who will allow you to play 1 round a week.
For a period of six months from today
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