Spoof ASBO - Disgracing Yourself in a Public Place
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the HEALTH AND SAFETY EXECUTIVE for DISGRACING YOURSELF IN A PUBLIC PLACE!
Restrictions are as follows:
-You must apologise to everyone you know,
-You must not sit in the street, swearing and cursing at complete strangers,
-You must not undress in public (again)
-You must not go near small children or animals,
-You must not go to pubs, go clubbing or drink alcohol
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!