Spoof ASBO - Farting in a Public Place
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the HEALTH AND SAFETY EXECUTIVE for FARTING IN A PUBLIC PLACE!
Restrictions are as follows:
-You are not allowed to eat beans, prunes or pork scratchings,
-You are not allowed to drink guinness or any heavy beer,
-You must change your underwear 3 times a day,
.....also...NO FARTING ALOUD!
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
