Chocolate flavoured Nipple Spread
Complete with applicator. Gourmet chocolate flavoured spread for chocoholics who can spice things up their favourite way....
There are many dessert ideas to choose from that are detailed on the back of the pack: Mississippi Mud Pie, Chocolate Nuts, Mars, Mr. Flakey, Picasso (in his BROWN period) and Death by Chocolate.
Instructions on use:
Warm the Knife before Spreading: Cold steel can have a shrinking effect on the subject matter.
Never over sharpen blade, especially if used by those who are prone to: sneezing attacks, nervous ticks, slashing fantasies, or DEAD DRUNK!
Microwavable: After warming, check for correct temperature by applying slowly, and using the "SCREAM" test!
